Blog of Jeff

A writer’s wit, wisdom and wisecracks.

January 16th, 2009

Song Lyrics

You know, ever now and then there is a song that sticks in your head that makes absolutely no sense. I heard America’s Sandman today and was singing right along with it but I ain’t got no clue what that song is about.

“’cause i understand you’ve been running from the man
That goes by the name of the sandman
He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye
Of a hurricane that’s abandoned ”

I mean, how exactly does an eagle fly in the eye of a hurricane? And, what kind of hurricane is an abandoned one? Of course, if you diagram the sentence and remove the prepositional phrases, I guess it could actually be the eagle that is abandoned in the eye of a hurricane.

Which still leaves the mystery of the Sandman which could be a reference to the old sci-fi classic “Logan’s Run” in which “Sandmen” referred to the police in charge of hunting down middle-aged people who didn’t report to their suicide chamber on their appropriate birthday. Or, the more traditional character from folklore that helps people fall asleep. But the song has a certain sinister feel to it that suggests being caught by the sandman is a pretty bad thing.

But anyway, it is a very catchy tune. Even if rhyming “man” and “sandman” is a extremely unimaginative and lazy rhyming mechanic. I’m starting to think this song is just a completely random bunch of words. But I’m probably going to end up buying it anyway now that it is totally stuck in my head …

January 2nd, 2009

New Year

Oh it is a New Year and time once again to commit to all sorts of silly new me kinds of things. Since I’m not very good at resolutions, maybe I will try a different strategy this year.

1. I will exercise less
2. Eat more
3. Be meaner
4. Drink more
5. Watch more TV
6. Blog less
7. Pay less attention to the family
8. Be a worse boss
9. Skip more classess
10. Win fewer lotteries

There, that should be 10 resolutions that I can actually keep.

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